late night television

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Tuesday, 18-Apr-2006 9:49:18

"The bad news is Iran is capable of making a nuclear bomb. The good news is they have to drop it from a camel."
---David Letterman

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"According to Washington insiders, White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan could be the next official to leave the Bush administration. McClellan says
he'd like to spend more time lying for his family."
---Amy Poehler

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"A UCLA study shows 7% of people still believe in the Easter Bunny. I believe these are the same people who believe President Bush is doing a good job in
Iraq."
---Jay Leno

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"The National Enquirer has reported that Tom cruise and Katie Holmes were married eight months ago by a chaplain in the Church of Scientology. The groom
wore a casual linen suit while the bride wore an expression of slowly-awakening terror."
---David Spade on The Showbiz Show

Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 18-Apr-2006 10:25:54

Good ones - especially about Tom and Katie. I used to like Tom Cruise, but he has lost his mind and so has Katie if she sticks with him.

Post 3 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Tuesday, 18-Apr-2006 11:55:52

the last one's the best!